5 Reasons Why the Pope is Retiring!

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Posted on Feb 11 2013 - 11:37am by tanneracord

5 Reasons why the Pope is retiring

Numero Uno. Disney announced that they##Q##ll be continuing the Star Wars series with sequels and spin offs of popular characters. Pope Benedict was the first to be offered the roll as the next Sith Lord  in the new Star Wars.

2. With all the Celebrity sex videos and nude photos floating around I##Q##m sure the pope doesn##Q##t want to go out a virgin. Time for him to get it on. Maybe a trip to Mexico for a  donkey show?

3. He was caught using eminence enhancing drugs and now has to step down.

4. He##Q##s doing what ever elderly person dreams of when they hit that ripe old right age, being a Walmart greeter.

5. He##Q##s tired of the long breezy wardrobe they always manages to fly up in his face.  For once he##Q##d like to wear a normal shirt without having to worry about getting blinded when a little bit of winds blows.

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Here##Q##s a couple tweets to the reaction of the popes retirement

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